follovved:

babedwire:

follovved:

its 2015 and everyone still hates me

It’s 2014

just planning ahead

"WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg"

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

while we’re on the subject if you get stabbed PUT PRESSURE ON THE FUCKING KNIFE OR OBJECT OF SHARPNESS DON’T PULL IT OUT ARE YOU WANTING TO BLEED TO DEATH

(via angelsputthedevilinme)
robopolis:

Back when I was still working on the Huntress wizard model a friend suggested I try out Jungle princess as well. 
You guys I’m having so much fun modeling things it’s hard to stop and I’m currently drawing blocked so I haven’t been able to draw too much. But I’ll keep trying to get back on it. 

robopolis:

Back when I was still working on the Huntress wizard model a friend suggested I try out Jungle princess as well. 

You guys I’m having so much fun modeling things it’s hard to stop and I’m currently drawing blocked so I haven’t been able to draw too much. But I’ll keep trying to get back on it. 

littlecatlady:

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. 

I HATE THIS I HATE THIS WITH ALL OF MY BEING

littlecatlady:

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. 

I HATE THIS I HATE THIS WITH ALL OF MY BEING

http://usbdongle.tumblr.com/post/92704629934/you-ever-notice-a-lot-of-stuff-is-considered-poor

usbdongle:

you ever notice a lot of stuff is considered poor and gross unless its upper middle class (white) people doing it

food trucks in the 90s were the realm of taco trucks and fairground food and were always considered unhygienic and nasty until all these rich city kids started opening food trucks and…

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nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

clockworkgate:

biscuitsarenice:

We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.

Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

Holy crap.

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